A retro punch to the face, but in a good way. This exclusive 80s-inspired tee takes our Puro Pinchi Juicy Tortas energy and blasts it straight into arcade-glow overdrive. Chrome...
A-La-Verga Classic Tee. Clean. Black. Straight to the point. Same fast-food-parody attitude, but with a name that actually matches the energy. Description For the moments when you’re done, over it,...
When the night’s still young and the cravings hit, the Yak En De Box Classic Tee is your go-to uniform. Its name nods to those legendary late-night stops while keeping...
Serve up a double order of style with the What-A-Torta Classic Tee—a tongue-in-cheek tribute to late-night fast-food runs and bold streetwear. This unisex shirt keeps its shape and sharp lines,...
Official jersey of the Sunday League All-Stars and Torta-Eating Champions. This isn’t just a shirt — it’s a lifestyle. The Pounders tee reps the most feared (and full-bellied) team in...
Sleeves off, tortas out. The Puro Pinchi Juicy Tortas tank top isn’t subtle — and neither are you. This premium sleeveless tee is made to breathe, flex, and turn heads,...
Let ‘em know — inside or out. The Don’t Tread On Me flag brings bold, unapologetic energy to your space. Whether it’s on your wall, in the garage, or flying...
Proud. Bold. Americano. No need to explain yourself — this Americano tee says it all. Clean, simple, and with just enough attitude to remind folks where you stand. Whether you...